Kompressor break your Glowsticks!

I know who I’m voting for:

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**Update:** [Nox](http://www.livejournal.com/users/noxfu), Kompressor’s official PR Officer [adds](http://www.baudburn.com/mt-admin/mt-comments.cgi?entry_id=51): Kompressor is the obvious choice for a few reasons: he breaks the glowsticks of ravers, while simultaneously eating their candy. That’s a winning combination. Kompressor in 2004!

6 Responses to “Kompressor break your Glowsticks!”

  1. MJG said:

    If you were smart, it’d be for Bush.

    -mjg

  2. nox said:

    Kompressor is the obvious choice for a few reasons: he breaks the glowsticks of ravers, while simultaneously eating their candy. That’s a winning combination. Kompressor in 2004!

  3. dan said:

    Kompressor break voting box
    Create extra votes
    Extra votes, for Kompressor!!

  4. nox said:

    That doesn’t even rhyme. One of Kompressor’s first 90 days initiatives will certainly be to give your grandmother syphillis. Kompressor does not dance!

  5. baudburn said:

    Under the Kompressor administration, will we be required to talk in Rhyme?
    I know that I can’t do that all the time.
    If i don’t will there be any fines?
    Because I’m just a grad student, so I can’t really spare a dime.
    But if its not required, I think that he will do just fine.
    Ok this is lame, I’m going to end my post on this line.

  6. nox said:

    Nox Kompressor nazi.
    You all will fall to me.
    Left hand of Van Helsing.
    I’ll make you run and flee.

    Kompressor in 2004.
    He own your puny state.
    Negative campaign ads.
    More money than Bill Gates.

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