The Culture of Fear
August 25th, 2004 - 1:34 pm
By in large, I agree with the notion of America being a [Culture of Fear](http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0465014895/103-3746329-5295856?v=glance), but [this](http://www.qsleeper.com) is taking it to a whole new level. People are seriously broken if this thing actually has a viable market place in America.
But then what do I know? I’ll be the first one wiped out by all the baddies. But you don’t have to be. That’s right, you too can own your own integrated high-level security system/bed. Will protection from Bio-Chemical attack, bullets, kidnappers, and natural disaster. Spend weeks, lying in bed with no worries about the outside world. There’s even a CD/DVD Player, Microwave, Refrigerator. And if that’s not enough to keep you busy, you can talk with your friends via Cellular phone, CB, or Short-wave radio while the nukes are going off! Yes folks, it’s all right here. Order yours today!
That guy behind her is a rapist. Unfortunately, she wasn’t in her protect-o-coffin. Order now. Don’t get anally ravaged by Bob Saget’s brother.
I know I’m ordering one. There’s no way I’m getting anally ravaged..
It looks like a coffin…
That’s so sweet, but where you gonna take a shit?!
http://www.qsleeper.com/quantum.html
It has a crapper built in!
:)
> That’s so sweet, but where you gonna take a shit?!
It says it has a toiletry system, but seriously…who wants to shit while lying down without paying a rather substantial insurance premium?
“With this unit you don’t have to run to a “Safe Room”, you’re already in it.”
this is assuming i’ll be in my bed when terror strikes, when i only spend about 8 hours even near my bed, and that’s on good days.
and this thing is bulletproof and terrorist proof and what not, if some terrorist comes in looking to get you, it’s just gonna end up like the (forgive me for an awful movie reference) ‘panic room’ situation where the dudes will just hang around until you have to come out (or you run out of diabetes medicine, or was it asthma?).
anyway, i dont know about y’all, but these flaws aren’t gonna keep me from making the BEST INVESTMENT EVER! thanks for potentially saving my life aaron. you’re the bestest friend ever.
Looks kinda cosy but maybe the “Full Body Condom” would provide more relevant protection and slightly more mobility.
they should just sell “emergency suicide kits” that consist of a revolver in a glass box. Terrorists got you down? Don’t want to suffer through the horrors of biological warfare? Kill yourself! Problem solved!
well once you do die, alteast you are already in your coffin.
>thanks for potentially saving my life aaron. you’re the bestest friend ever.
I do my part. I just try to help everyone out you know? I want you all to be safe so that after everyone else is dead, we can run around eating all the ho-ho’s we want for free and partying in the street.
At the risk of making a quintessentially “me” comment, it looks like it would be fun to have sex in the crime-proof coffin. It’s like a canopy bed, or one of those antique Chinese marriage bed booths, but with a space age twist. It would also be nice to sleep in something that created purified air. However, I do not think the novelty is worth 160,000.
Lauren!
Good to hear from you. Welcome to my blog, where sex in “crime-proof” coffins happens on a regular basis.
Have a good time, and don’t do anything I wouldn’t.
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